One
of my favorite characters on True Blood is Pam (Kristen Bauer Van Straten). This polished Barbie is one ruthless
vampire but along the way, she has delivered an onslaught of side-splittingly snarky
of my favorite characters on True Blood is Pam (Kristen Bauer Van Straten). This polished Barbie is one ruthless
vampire but along the way, she has delivered an onslaught of side-splittingly snarky
comments. Check them out below.
1. I
don’t know what it is about me that make people think I want to hear their
problems. Maybe I smile too much. Maybe I wear too much pink. But please
remember I can rip your throat out if I need to. And also know that I am not a
hooker. That was a long, long time ago.
don’t know what it is about me that make people think I want to hear their
problems. Maybe I smile too much. Maybe I wear too much pink. But please
remember I can rip your throat out if I need to. And also know that I am not a
hooker. That was a long, long time ago.
2. I’m gonna shove my fist up your ass and use you
as a hand warmer.
as a hand warmer.
3. Do not tell me you put our entire species at
risk for a gash in a sundress?
4. Let me kill this uppity Wiccan C**t….your
majesty.
5. Did I miss something? Are we girls now? Did we
join a book club and read some queer chick lit memoirs and are bound together by
estrogen or sisterhood some other feminist drivel?
6. Can we blow up these Wiccan dips—s already? I got a mani-pedi at 4.
7. (As she’s feeding on a loud fangbanger) Dial it
back a notch or two. You’re starting to piss me off.
8. It may be 10 minutes from now or 10 years, the
moment you think you’re safe, I promise I will hunt you down and f—in’ shred
you like confetti.
9. I will give you twenty-four hours to deliver that witch to me.
And if you don’t, I will personally eat, f**k and kill all three of you.
10.
I am so over Sookie and her precious fairy vagina and her unbelievably stupid
name. F**k Sookie.
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